Elegy for a Road Safety Officer
Posted On May 11, 2019
(1988, parody of a Road Safety Joke.)
It was a crystal crisp, full-moon light brigh
evening, at a time when no shadows
were cast upon the land.
A man was walking
A man of import
A man was talking
A man of warning
people to a point
of safety at night!
(He was a member of the Road Safety Council)
He wore a white suit, white shoes, and white hat
at night, an is no longer with us now!
It was on a crystal crisp, full-moon light bright
evening when this man, was run down
by a… snow plow.